Wednesday, October 6, 2010

I'm Sorry I Can't Focus On The Argument, But The Way You're Rolling Your Neck Is Giving Me Whiplash

This is a quick lesson/word of advice for all the fellas.  Lean in, and pay attention, because I will only say this once.

*** When a woman gets mad, there's absolutely nothing you can do. ***

You can't apologize enough, you can't talk your way out of it, you can't pluck the moon from the sky and hand it to her on a platter of roses.  There is nothing you can do.

Except perhaps admit that you are wrong, but surprise, surprise, this usually makes them madder.  They're irritated by anything you say, and the funny thing is, you might actually be right.  Guess what: It doesn't matter.  It seems like insanity to the rational, and even a bit of an eyebrow raiser to the truly insane.  The best thing to do is take it.  If it's small enough, or enough time passes, she'll eventually get over it.  Otherwise, it might be time to get a refund on those plane tickets for two.

So, fellas, heed my words.  In the eyes of an angry woman, you are always wrong.  So deal with it.  If you care about her, understand.  And the most important thing to do:  Until she stops being mad, try not to fuck up.

Much love,
Marcus

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